Matt's stalker Labia becomes Sean’s Facebook friend and tracks the guys down at a restaurant. When Matt spots her, he immediately throws her out, reminding her about the restraining order that states she can’t come within 500 feet of him. Later, Matt tells Sean and Beverly that Labia’s been obsessed with him for years. He finally had to take legal action to keep her away; but only after sleeping with her first. Meanwhile, it’s the fifth anniversary of Merc and Carol’s affair. He plans a lavish trip to Cabo to celebrate. Jamie, informed that her husband will be "away on business," takes the opportunity to suggest a dirty weekend with Matt in Napa.