Sean and Beverly are horrified to discover Labia lounging in Matt’s dressing room. They’re even more appalled when Matt admits to a drunken booty call with his stalker the night before. Matt tries to downplay the situation, but Beverly and Sean are having none of it. If Matt’s ex-wife finds out he’s let his stalker into his life, she’ll never let him see his kids again. Over at the network, Merc is fighting for his career. A press story has revealed that he developed the smash hit “talking dog” comedy, but sold it to a rival network. Things become even tenser when Carol gets a call from the head of the other network, Elliot Salad.