Priest Simulator: Vampire Show

A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches.


Priest Simulator is an action mockumentary with a completely messed-up story that will introduce you to the fantastic world of modern Poland. Put yourself in the cassock of a vampire priest who wants to get his batoon back and return to Hell. To that end, you must fight shatanistic hordes, beef up, renovate the church, and gather splendor.


Divine arms at your disposal

Use your divine arsenal of 8 unique weapons. You’ve got two hands. That means two weapons at once! Defend San de Ville from shatanists and Hell’s envoys using a combination of your choosing. Use black metal to craft upgrades and adapt them to your play style.


Renovate the church

The church is in shambles. It’s more of a dump than a weekly rendezvous spot for christianists. Buy church restoration blueprints, use modern technology to renovate the temple, increase the faith level, and unlock new attractions such as confession and sermons.


Deliver the villagers from damnation

Shatanists are not the greatest evil you will encounter in San de Ville. The pastor sold the villagers some totems imbued with demonic powers. Possessions have broken out, and it’s your responsibility to rescue the peasants. Performing exorcisms and sorting out the mess your colleague left behind is quite degrading. Feel right at home.

• Offline play enabled
• 1 player
• Accessibility features (9)
• PS5 Version
  Vibration function and trigger effect supported (DualSense wireless controller)

Accessibility Features

• Audio

  • Volume Controls

    You can turn down and mute individual audio volumes.

• Subtitles and Captions

  • Playable without Subtitles

    You can play without subtitles because the game does not include spoken dialogue.

  • Subtitles (Basic)

    The game includes subtitles for the main story and main characters only.

• Controls

  • Adjustable Stick Sensitivity (Basic)

    Some stick sensitivity options are provided.

  • Adjustable Stick Inversion (Basic)

    Some options to invert sticks are provided.

  • Playable without Controller Vibration

    You can play the game without turning on controller vibration/haptic feedback.

  • Playable without Adaptive Trigger Effect

    You can play the game without the adaptive resistance in the triggers turned on.

• Gameplay

  • Control Reminders

    You can review the game controls at any time.

  • Tutorial Reminders

    You can review gameplay tutorial information at any time.

• Platform: PS5
• Release: 16/4/2026
• Publisher: ULTIMATE GAMES
• Genres: Action, Simulation, Adventure
• Voice: English, Polish
• Screen Languages: English, Polish